29-year-old Steve McDaniel slipped and broke the 11th Commandment, and the first rule of the pimp game: the game is to be sold, not told. McDaniel and his partner Sandra Russell were arrested at his Long Island, NY, home last night, and McDaniel's "Rules 2 Da game of Hoez!!!" were discovered during the bust. 

We dare you to read this with a straight face:

McDaniel and Russell were accused of running a prostitution and drug ring, where they allegedly paid hookers in heroin. This employee manual was sent to Russell by McDaniel, as Russell was responsible for managing the prostitutes. Both have been booked on charges of drug posession and sale, and a count of conspiracy.

Next time, don't take notes on a criminal conspiracy. What part of the game is that?

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[via The Huffington Post]