Length Of Marriage: 107 days

Elvis's baby girl already had a history of questionable marriage decisions, having tied the knot with Michael Jackson in 1994 just 20 days after finalizing her divorce from Danny Keough. Cage is known to be an Elvis fan, which makes the idea of marrying into the family a little creepy to begin with; he and Lisa Marie were married August 10, 2002 after a 10-day engagement. The divorce proceedings lasted 18 months—much longer than their marriage, but short of the 20 months she was married to Jackson.