At least she's honest. Dressed in only a bikini, 37-year-old Chrissy Lance does her best to entice Akron drivers to donate to her cause. In the event that skin doesn't catch them, she hopes the sign "not homeless, need boobs" does. Lance says she sees people "panhandling everyday, so why not panhandle for boobs?" Because nothing else in life matters, right?
The barmaid, single mom and college student has A $5,000 target for her breast implant procedure, which he says will "improve her self-esteem." To date, her tactics have failed to generate $100, proving that you can't buy self-esteem.