Admit it: You'd be shocked if this story didn't take place in Miami, where "bath salts" seem to be the local drug of choice. A 40-year-old man under the influence of the powerful hallucinogen has been arrested for allegedly exposing himself to a 3-year-old girl at a park in North Miami.

According to police, Shane Shuyler disrobed and sprawled out on a bench at a playground last week. Shuyler reportedly propositioned the girl, most likely scarring her, her stepbrother, and her mother for life.

A detective says the drugs were found in Shuyler's wallet. When are people going to leave this shit alone?

[via The Huffington Post