When foreign exchange sexpot Nadia (Shannon Elizabeth) gives Jim (Jason Biggs) his shot at turning in his V-card, dude is so seriously excited he literally orgasms at her touch. Not one to pass up such a once-in-a-lifetime orgasm opportunity, Jim gives it another go, but lasts only few seconds before he skeets off again.

Preemie-peaker (yes, we just made a cute nickname for premature ejaculation) Jim's embarrassment, much like the mess he made, can't be easily cleaned up; the whole school experiences envy-turned-disgust after watching his painful performance on a live web-cam.