Tightly wound Reuben (Ben Stiller) manages to get over his throw pillow hang-up, but his control issues take a different form with Jennifer Aniston's booty-short-clad ass comes into the picture.

Despite a seriously un-sexy Shaggy song (which should have bought him at least another minute, in our minds), Reuben counts down the remaining seconds of the five minutes he hopes to last in his head, barely reaching 50 before he makes like NASA and lets his rocket blast off. For those of you counting, that means he lasted a very sad four-minutes-and-10-seconds in the sack—never a good look.