Truthfully, it's a surprise that Charlie Sheen, born Carlos Estevez, hasn't already participated in his own reality show, given his wild ways and famous meltdown. Why not rectify that with a show starring not only Charlie, but his uncle, B-Horror movie actor Joe Estevez, his brother, Breakfast Club star Emilio Estevez, and his father, the one and only Martin Sheen.

Charlie has all the makings of a reality television star (he's straight-up mentally unstable) and the rest of these guys need jobs anyway (except for Martin Sheen, who is actually a reputable actor), so they'd be desperate to act out for cash. It would be a better platform for Charlie than his stand-up if he wants to do something outside of acting, because his stand-up sucked.

You know it would be...wait for it...

#Winning.