Age: 36
Occupation: Actress
Honestly, if Christina ever wanted a career as a pole dancer (we'd go with "Red Sonya" as a stage name), she'd sell out clubs nationwide. The Mad Men secretary's got stacks like IHOP but legitimate acting talent that actually distracts us from them.

DECADE ACHIEVEMENT: Bringing curves back to the mainstream—and not just any curves. Homegirl's like a Mobius Strip x a spiral staircase.