25. "You know you go to..."
Social network/Date: MySpace (Feb. 16, 2006)
Some joker named Brian and a second assailant were suspended for setting off a number of bulletins referencing Littleton High School students and staff. One post read, "You know you go to LHS when ... the girls at your school are not hot... the ones that are wear two pounds of makeup, which makes them fake,' according to senior Auburn Kisselman. The latter was suspended for responding to the comment. Absurd.