44. McGuire's Irish Pub

City: Pensacola, Fla.
Address: 600 East Gregory St.
Website: mcguiresirishpub.com

This pub serves up a $100 burger that's more of a gimmick than anything (ground filet mignon, served with caviar and Moët) but it boast a huge menu and a long list of recommendations. Try one of the steaks if you're feeling less stupid with your cash. McGuire's also offers an 18-cent soup, so they're not only out for one thing (or maybe they are—jokes). And another one: The in-house brewery creates a beer fit to drink out of a brown paper bag. More and more chuckles.