14. EuroTrip (2004)
Chances of getting laid (1-10): 9. You know what they say about foreign girls, right? Oh, you don’t? Me neither.
The drink situation (1-10): 10. Can you say hallucination-inducing Absinthe? Strong enough for you to make out with your sister.
Chances of police interference (1-10): 5. Probably not a huge chance of police showing up, but if they do, watch out. No one wants to get in trouble overseas.
How’s the music? (1-10): 10. But that’s only because Matt Damon’s rendition of “Scotty Doesn’t Know” is an absolute classic.
After being outed as a cuckold by none other than Matt Damon and his awesome performance of the song “Scotty Doesn’t Know,” Scott Thomas (Scott Mechlowicz) decides to travel with his friends to Europe to meet up with the German pen pal he mistakenly assumed was a dude.
The fun begins, however, when Scott and his buddies arrive at a nightclub while overseas. First they’re treated to a Euro version of “Scotty Doesn’t Know” before Scott’s new friend Jenny (Michelle Trachtenberg) decides to down half a bottle of hallucination-inducing absinthe. It’s not long before she’s making out with her fraternal twin brother Jamie (Travis Wester) on the dance floor. Talk about a wild night!