8. Pauly D., The Situation, and Snooki Bobbleheads

Alright, we've officially got situation here—a really fucking creepy one!

It's a tough call as to which of these bobbleheads, inspired by the hard-partying MTV reality show's cast, you'd least want to leave close to an unattended drink. We might have to opt for Pauly D., who we haven't seen looking this sinister since that Jersey Shore episode in which he went off in the face of Angelina "the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island" Pivarnick.