7. It could lead to more True Justice.

Before Machete, Seagal hadn't graced a screen in nearly a decade. But last year he produced and starred in his own TV show, True Justice. Never heard of it? Good for you. The U.S. has gracefully been shielded from it so far, but Poland, Spain, and the U.K. were not so lucky.

Jefferson Parrish, Lawman's first home, got wise to the game. But Phoenix is only enabling the problems that come from televising Seagal's police escapades. Namely, more experience on the force may inspire the man to—gasp—produce a second season. And with added clout this one may find a broadcast at home in the States. The horror!