2. Sheriff Joe Arpaio is dangerous and weird enough on his own.

Everything about Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio screams attention whore. Like we said, he's a huge proponent/enforcer of the immigration law and has reportedly assembled the "Civilian Posse," a real life Expendables made up of members including Seagal, Lou Ferrigno, Wyatt Earp, and Dick Tracy to help him combat this injustice as well as others. He also randomly made inmates wear pink. It all comes back to the tank: If that's how they ride on cockfighters, then the explosive combination of Seagal and Arpaio might end with Maricopa County in flames—or at least many more lawsuits.