It's here, the moment you've all been waiting for. Steven Seagal: Lawman, the A&E series in which the formerly ponytailed action star is deputized to ride around enforcing the law, is back. Your boy caught a case (more on that later) that halted production, but in early 2011 thirsty Phoenix Sheriff Joe Arpaio extended an invitation to Steven Seagal to bring his brand of justice from Jefferson Parish, La. to his county. Within no time Seagal's involvement in Phoenix law enforcement elicited more lawsuits and headlines.

With the show airing tonight at 10:30 p.m., we thought we'd do our civic duty with a countdown of 10 Reasons Phoenix May Regret Hosting Steven Seagal: Lawman.

Written by Frazier Tharpe (@The_SummerMan)

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