Viral Date: June 2008

Despite rap skills that'd make Eli Porter cringe, the Diesel fumes are strong on Shaq's cheeky freestyle aimed at his former teammate turned nemesis, Kobe Bryant. The highlight: Shaq asks Kobe to describe the flavor of his asshole. Shit, that'd leave a bitter taste in anyone's mouth.

Shaq shit on Kobe at an NYC birthday party for rapper Cory Gunz, son of rapper Peter Gunz, who's recorded numerous songs with the basketball player. Ironically, some would say their collabos sound like ass.