Year: 2008
Target: Pat Roberts, Kansas Senator
Paid For By: Jim Slattery for Senate
Election Results: Roberts defeats Slattery

Jim Slattery wants to cover you up, literally. His campaign's ad features a lot of flesh, which we thought was a quaint metaphor for health insurance. While Pat Roberts has his backside covered, many of his constituents are...walking around in medical robes? Why are they in medical robes if they don't have insurance? We're surprised Jim Slattery lost this race. Why? It's very unlikely that anyone would want to live in a district where handy-men on ladders don't wear pants.