5. Zelda's vigil for the Hero of Time

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is a pretty heartbreaking game. When the evil sorcerer Ganondorf pulls a coup on the King of Hyrule, young Link must enter in a magical stasis while the beautiful Princess Zelda is left to fend for herself. She dons the guise of a foreign warrior and holds vigil for seven years in the hopes that Link, the fabled Hero of Time, will arrive. Needless to say, her hopes are not in vain.

Unfortunately, the only similarity between that fairy tale and Kim Kardashian's "fairy tale" marriage is that they're both complete fictions. Besides, Kim's ideal fairy tale has more to do with her bank account and number of Twitter followers than happily ever after.