5. Rum & Coke Cupcake

Served At: Butch Bakery (NYC)
Address: Order Online
Website: butchbakery.com

Counting calories? Now you don't have to choose between booze and baked goods. David Arrick of Butch Bakery in NYC has taken all the guesswork out of how to enjoy both in one swoop. The company delivers the dessert men love, but feel uncomfortable enjoying in public, in an assortment of un-girly flavors. While the whiskey-infused Old-Fashioned jumped out at us right away, we couldn't help but admire the creativity behind the Rum & Coke cupcake, which features rum-soaked Madagascar vanilla cake topped with cola Bavarian cream. Alright, we'll open a tab for that.