As Seen In: The Notebook (2004)
The Perp: Noah (Ryan Gosling)

We know it sometimes seems like our boy Ryan Gosling can do no wrong. Only so many men can smash skulls and pull off one-liners like, “If you’re a bird, I’m a bird,” without making audiences vomit in their mouths a little. But we aren’t sure we can say the same for his character in the 2004 date-movie-classic The Notebook.

Before Noah’s lifelong courtship with Allie (Rachel McAdams) begins, he’s just another broke dude pulling out all the stops to try and win over a well-to-do woman. Rather than wooing her the old fashioned way with notes and love tokens, however, Noah, in an act of unprecedented cockblockery, hops right into a Ferris wheel seat with Allie and her date (he's practically on the guy's lap) before dangling himself from above until she agrees to go out with him. Need we say more?