I’ve heard very few ladies claim genuine affection for turtles, but I’ve never heard any claim anything but disgust for toads. Rash, Zitz, and Pimple – even their names are ugly – make up the Battletoads, a badass gang of oversized amphibians with a game more difficult than it had any right being. Even if they could get a romantic goodnight kiss, Frog Princes they are not. Where the TMNT had April O’Neil to flirt with, the most bodacious chick in the Battletoad universe is ironically the final boss who wants them all dead.