Michelle Obama is one of the most vibrant and intelligent First Ladies that we have had in the White House in nearly a generation, but she is a little heavy with the ol’ leather belt at times. The most prominent example of Michelle Obama wearing the pants in the family is the fact that she has forced the President to kick his smoking habit. Now some of you may praise the move and claim that it will be better for him in the long term. But the dude is the President; if he wants to smoke, let him smoke.

Whether it’s from his personal secretary, or his daughters, someone should buy the man a carton of the most heavily tarred cigarettes on the market. The last thing we need is for him to go through a nicotine withdrawal and decide to bomb London out of pure frustration.