What happens when the world's greatest food meets the world's oldest profession? A whole lotta sweet n' sticky awesomeness, we assume! Last week police in New Jersey arrested 29-year-old Melissa Redmond for allegedly offering late night customers a few options that weren't on the printed menu. After staking out the doughnut shop (insert cops-staking-out-doughnut-shop joke here, we're too lazy), the cops allegedly got Redmond to detail her services (insert doughnut-as-orifice joke here, we're too classy—barely), and arrested her. First comes the mmmm, then the d'oh! [via Gothamist]

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