8. Androgynous Asses (And Everything Else)

A test: drop your eyes to waist level and survey the butts in the room. Can you determine gender based on backsides alone? No? Go up a few inches. Armpit hair emerging from a tank top? That doesn’t mean shit. Buzz cut for hair? You still know nothing.

Androgyny means possessing characteristics of both genders; epicene means having the characteristics of neither. Think about it.