This time, we’re given the “Jealous Evil Sister” slant. It’s nothing that we haven’t seen, but it wasn’t too deeply explored in games before. At least we get to see why she’s doing what she’s doing. Apparently elf girls are more vindictive than insane mail-order brides. Come on—you’re jealous of your sister so you kiss a troll and unleash a %$% troll army on the world? Just break the head off her Barbie doll next time. Ass.