In the second LoZ game, The Adventure of Link, you were a grown man and could do whatever you wanted. But hanging out with hookers wasn’t a great lesson for the kids. When we were younger, we always wondered what you were doing in those houses when that strange lady said she could “restore your health” and told you to follow her into the building. We were also perplexed because if we looked closely enough, it looked like your tunic was still unbuttoned and there was a smile on your face when you came out. Hmm. It was the fact that you did it in broad daylight and in front of everyone that bothers us the most. Next thing we know, you'll be TwitPic-ing codpiece shots from the Hylian Congressional Gym.