6. MELORA HARDIN

She may be described as a "Hillary Rodham Clinton" type, but Melora Hardin's character, Jan, is certainly not the Secretary of State in the bedroom (unless The Office writers know something we don't). Jan makes Micheal dress up as a schoolgirl and deliberately ignores their safe word, "foliage". The way Hardin rocks those power suits makes people respect her, but we can't decide if that's arousing or absolutely terrifying. We're fine with it either way.