11. Raiden

GAME: Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (PS2/2001)
It‘s not a coincidence that this guy’s real name is Jack. Incorporate the word “off” after his name and you’ve got our exact opinion of the scene-stealing douche. After playing through the first MGS, we couldn’t wait to see what was next for our chain-smoking hero Solid Snake. As it turns out, though, he wasn’t the lead guy in this one. Instead, we got a silver-haired pretty boy who had no right saving the entire free world. Who argues with his wife over a CODEC when the lives of millions rest in his hands? The same guy who does naked cartwheels in front of enemy soldiers, that’s who.