22. THE LOVE GURU (2008)

Like anyone else who’s had the misfortune of seeing Mike Myers’ appallingly bad The Love Guru, we’ve spent every day since our viewing trying to erase the piece of cinematic excrement from our minds. The only aspects of Myers’ epic catastrophe worth remembering are Jessica Alba’s commendably passable performance as the guru’s love interest and Meagan Good’s bikini scene, which you can check out above.

Neither actress is transformative enough to save The Love Guru, yet one can’t help but imagine how much better this unfunny comedy would be had Alba and Good found ways to lets their twins out to play. Shit, Good’s two wonderful, God-given co-stars are practically begging to come out of that bathing suit top. If Myers hadn’t been so busy failing, he’d have noticed.