21. Chang Koehan, King of Fighters series

You'd think that after being in over a dozen games, Chang would've found someone to help him get rid of the ol' ball and chain. No, seriously, we mean the ball and chain he carries around all the damn time. Once a feared criminal in South Korea, he joins a King of Fighters team to therapeutically help him kick his old criminal habits. And, judging by the size of his gut, eating pint-sized Korean babies was part of the rehab. Cue a tired "Seoul food" pun here.