15. Wong Who, Final Fight series

Haggar, Cody, and Guy may have had a cake walk trying to rescue Haggar's girlfriend in the mean streets of Metro City, but excuse us for not giving a supersized shout to Wong Who Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar, the fattest guy in the whole city and one of the game's various enemy characters. Wong's main attacks are 1) running head first at you and 2) trying to bounce you off of his KFC Double Down-fertilized chest—not exactly the smartest of martial arts maneuvers, but when you have 500 pounds worth of man behind them, they'll suffice.