8. THE PIG PEOPLE (2009)

Starring: Lil Romeo
Why it sucks: Here’s an idea: Someone should make a horror movie that completely rips off The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Hills Have Eyes, only the inbred psychos seen in those classics should be replaced by half-human/half-swine cross-breeds. Also, it should star Lil Romeo in dreads and take itself seriously despite the fact that it’s called The Pig People, and stars Lil Romeo.

If that sounds like a good idea to you, you’re both delusional and two years too late. Some fools with money to burn already made that movie, and it’s even worse than you’d expect.