6. STATE PROPERTY (2002)

Starring: Beanie Sigel, Jay-Z, Memphis Bleek, Omilio Sparks, Young Chris, Young Neef, Oschino, Amil
Why it sucks: At their worst, hip-hop movies are exploitative hackjobs that seem to exist solely as reasons to watch buxom video models get naked and stage high school theater quality homicides that serve no storytelling purpose.

Since that describes State Property to the tee, the now-defunct Philadelphia rap crew’s vanity project is undoubtedly one of the worst of its kind. It’s really just an R-rated music video, with excessive amounts of Cognac bottles, bikini babes lounging poolside, and plush S.U.V.’s. For Sigel’s State Prop associates, the movie should be looked upon as a source of momentary superiority. In their music, Sigel’s verses effortlessly bested those of his SP brethren; in State Property, he’s arguably the worst actor of the lot.