12. MY BABY’S DADDY (2004)

Starring: Method Man
Why it sucks: As rotten as it is, My Baby’s Daddy could actually do some good for the world if utilized properly. Under layers of lazy fart jokes, racial degradation, and despicable slapstick, this wretched comedy has a positive message about unplanned parenthood and a man’s responsibility to be a father to his child no matter what the circumstances.

So our advice to unhappily single mothers is to provide their baby’s daddies with an ultimatum: Either take care of their kids or be forced to watch My Baby’s Daddy on loop in a locked room with no windows. Junior would be playing catch in no time.