Lyric: "So I'm on the grind, skateboard or scooter / 'til i am the king of my castle--Koopa."

Call it hashtag rap, "fake Drake," or whatever you want, but Big Sean was arguably the progenitor of the simile-less punchline trend. And this nifty little couplet marries that very twist with an extra skating double-entendre. Nicely done, Sean. *golf clap* *also golf wang*