It has been about two weeks since Charlie Sheen was dominating the television airwaves with tiger blood, winning and mercury surfboards, but if you think the former Two and a Half Men star is in hiding, think again. Sheen popped up on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Monday night during a segment with Mark Cuban.

Storming the stage like a warlock killer, Sheen handed out swag to the excited audience (never mind that he's kind of a bad guy with a history of abuse allegations), and even kissed Jimmy Kimmel square on the lips. Sheen was his usual hyperactive self, proclaiming that Kimmel's "lips [were] very moist." Of course they were. Watch the crazy antics below.