City: New Orleans
Best Line: "You know that every Southern Belle / Is a Mississippi Queen / Down the Mississippi / Down in New Orleans."
Puttering sax and handclaps, "New Orleans" demands that you sing and dance along to Bonds' "hey-hey-hey-hey" chrous. He gives the Big Easy one of the nicest compliments you could bestow on a place, singing "if you ain't been to heaven, then you ain't been there." If Katrina couldn't stop N.O., nothing can. And thank heaven for that.