12. OTIS IN THE ADVENTURES OF MILO AND OTIS (1989)

One of film’s best bromantic adventures doesn’t even star any homosapiens. Narrated by Dudley Moore, The Adventures Of Milo And Otis is a Japanese-made live action kids movie about a rambunctious cat, Milo, and its pug friend, Otis. Milo is a real son of a bitch, constantly getting into confrontations with bears, seagulls, snakes, and a raccoon. If not for Otis keeping tabs on him, Milo would’ve ended up as road pizza, or, even worse, someone’s Chinese food takeout meal. We like to watch this one with Gza’s “I Gotcha Back’ playing in the background; every crew should have a member as loyal and determined to save his partner’s ass as Otis. For his troubles, Otis gets rewarded by the filmmakers with a hot piece of canine ass (in his eyes, not ours, sickos) named Sondra. We just hope he didn’t name Milo as one of his pup’s godfather.