4. KANGAROO JACK IN KANGAROO JACK (2003)

The next animal on this countdown literally pulls off a jack-move. The marsupial star of the altogether dreadful Kangaroo Jack rocks a hooded sweatshirt emblazoned with “Brooklyn” and pulls off a robbery worth $50,000. OK, so the ’roo doesn’t even know that there’s an enormous wad of cash in the gear it’s wearing as it runs away from Jerry O’Connell and Anthony Anderson, but that’s just pulling strings. It can’t be any worse than the felony O’Connell’s agent pulled on the actor by recommending this flop and accepting money for it.