Taboo's love of booze once led to a man probing his you-know-what.

Taboo’s stories of touring are full of penitent recollections of drugs and alcohol, the latter indulgence sending to the hospital after an inebriated Taboo fell off stage during a New Year’s Eve 2005 performance in Las Vegas. The spill’s outcome was a broken tailbone. The healing process included trips to an acupuncturist keen on breaking the tailbone back. His method? Treating Tab like a “glove puppet,” which meant “probing around my anus, trying to grab the tailbone,” causing the patient to scream, “GET YOUR FUCKING FINGERS OUT OF MY ASS!” And that, folks, is something we never would’ve known about if not for Fallin’ Up. Isn’t literature grand?