While we've never been lucky enough to know Brian Austin Green personally, we have to imagine that his days on the 90210 set were largely spent trying to convince producers to let his character show how "down for the cause" he was. Which of course translated into his "black friend" "bumrushing" the "system" so he could "flex" his "reedy-voiced tryhard stylee." We don't know what's better about this: the Dungeon Master on guitar, the black friend giving Ian Ziering the most uncomfortable dap ever, Silver's heartfelt Beverly Hills grafted devil plea for brothers to stop killing each other, or the fact that the rhyme scheme is ripped wholesale from his networkmate Bud Bundy's abortion of an IRL rap career. Any way you slice it, this is COMEDY GOLD.