CLAIM TO FAME: Being Paris Hilton's BFF, having a J.Lo booty and a leaked sex tape, and currently starring in Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: This is a toughie. What does one get a serial monogamist who's single and about to turn 30? A pony? A gift card to Applebee's? FOH! We'd give her us—younger, successful, and over 18. Sorry, Justin Bieber, you're outta luck.