TV: Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is teaming up with Snoop Dogg and Bishop Don Juan to produce gear for the new Serious Pimp clothing line. We've pimp slapped ourselves silly hoping we were just reading that wrong but we're not. [Allhiphop]

Movies: Vampires Suck. It's not just how we feel about the explosion of bloodsuckers in movies and on TV these days, it's also the title of what looks to be a sucktastically draining spoof of these already shitty movies. [JoBlo]

Politics: President Barack Obama talks about pulling out of Iraq and changing our commitment to it. So...we're downgrading the country to a jumpoff and giving it a facial? [Huffington Post]

Movies: Early this morning, actress Lindsay Lohan slipped out of prison and into a drug program after serving 13 days of a 90-day sentence. Nearly two weeks! Justice, you are one harsh bitch! [Reuters]

Comic Books: A judge says that Spawn creator Todd McFarlane owes Neil Gaiman for ripping off his characters. Damn, your honor, haven't you heard Nas' The Lost Tapes? No idea's original! [Newsarama]

Adult Movies: Last Friday, we linked that actor Larry Fishburne's daughter Montana signed with adult film company Vivid Entertainment. Today, we're linking (SFW) PHOTOS of her. One role we don't expect dude to win an award for is that of father. Keep your daughter off that pole, Fish! [TMZ]