Systems: Wii
Release Date: Jan. 26
The first game made us Travis Touchdown fans for life, and the sequel brought genius director Suda51 back to the table for more slicey-slicey action. Dear everyone who said the Wii is for kids: this one will slash your expectations until they either are cleaved limb from limb or simply explode in a cloud of innuendo-laden otaku assassin blood. Also, dude's sunglasses are fire. Just sayin'.