4. Daphne and Celeste “Ooh Stick You” (2000)

Nastiest lyric: "Ooh, stick you, your mama too…and your daddy!"

Definitely the most lightweight, goofiest dis song ever. Not sure what these girls mean by “stick you” but the rest of the lyrics are straight-up little kid stuff. The opening lyric is a classic playground family-insult rhyme: "Yo’ mama, yo’ daddy, yo’ greasy, greasy grandmammy." And those silver spandex maxi-skirts are disrespectful to mothers everywhere.