Trump's 'Tiny Hands' Are at the Center of Latest Amazing Photoshop War
Trump's hands, which appear to be tiny, are at the center of an amazing Photoshop war thanks to a peculiar photo of him attempting to cap a pen.
Whenever I plop down at my desk to type up another heart-wrenching story about Photoshop battles, I often think, "Wow! Having reasonably-sized hands is pretty nice." Not only am I able to walk through life with the confidence of someone whose hands are reasonably sized, I'm also able to put these reasonably-sized hands to good use by alerting you to shit like this:
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What's going on here? Why does Trump, White House resident, appear to have forgotten how pens work? Thankfully, the Daily Dot has spotted the Photoshop battlers of Reddit—fresh off the whirlwind success of Sad Taylor—carefully crafting a series of alternative scenarios wherein we may find a sliver of insight regarding those perplexing hands:
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And that, dear readers, is all the #hands fun we have for you today. JK. After spending a small chunk of Friday convinced that the White House had been formally busted for using Photoshop to enlarge Trump's hands (they actually hadn't), Twitter quickly tumbled down the #hands rabbit hole:
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Trump vehemently defended the size of his hands to the Washington Post last March, just days after the size of both his hands and his member were discussed during a debate. "My hands are normal hands," he claimed. Trump also alleged that he has received multiple hand-related compliments, specifically regarding size. "I was on line shaking hands with supporters and one of the supporters said, 'Mr. Trump, you have strong hands, you have good size hands,'" he said. "And then another one would say, 'Oh, you have great hands, Mr. Trump. I had no idea.'"