The art of the handjob, much like its slightly more complicated cousin the blowjob, is a difficult art to master. Thankfully, the generous souls at WoodRocket came through with the definitive breakdown of how to give the perfect handjob. These tips, presented by a sampling of adult film stars, should go a long way in helping prospective handjob recipients reach the proverbial finish line.

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"Depends on if you like it fast or if you like it slow," Older Woman Tied star Dixie Comet offered inquisitive viewers. "I really like to get right here, underneath the head, and play with that a little bit. That's my favorite." Comet also insists that just because its name implies a hand-dominated task, it doesn't mean you can't incorporate the mouth a bit. Good to know!

For Leah Gotti, star of this year's sleeper hit Bondage Solves Knotty Problems, sticking the perfect handjob is all about emotion. "The hand job needs to be passionate," Gotti said. "You need to be looking in the eyes." Gotti also co-signed Comet's vote for more mouth inclusion, noting that "you have to spit all over it and do, like, the twisty-twisty thing."

However, according to True Detective: A XXX Parody star Abigail Mac, the fastest way to the perfect handjob revolves around one very simple inquiry. "To give a perfect anything, if it's a hand job or a blow job or if you're eating pussy or you're fucking somebody in any orifice, you know what you do?" Mac asked. "You go, 'Do you like this? Do you want this wet? Would you like this harder, softer, faster?' If you look at them in the eye and ask them exactly what they want, they're going to get exactly what they want."

And that, dear viewers, will reportedly inspire the perfect handjob.