How Kanye West Would Dress if He Lived in Different Neighborhoods of Brooklyn

Park Slope

Required items: Beer belly; Stroller; General schlubbiness

If Kanye moved to Park Slope, he'd take on all the features of the other dads there: a protruding belly, wrinkled clothing, and an expert knowledge of the stroller industry. Living near Prospect Park and in a quality school zone would be great for North, but any chance of Ye maintaining his style icon status would be thrown out faster than non-organic quinoa that Kim mistakenly purchased from a store that wasn't the Park Slop Food Co-Op.

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