After toiling for a few seasons as an intern, which meant they ran their boss' personal errands, steamed clothes, and dragged trunks of clothes across town, this is the person who has finally been promoted to "Assistant." This means they now run their boss' personal errands, steam clothes, and drag trunks of clothes across town for a meager salary.

From approximately 7 a.m. until 10 p.m., this is literally the person who's making sure everything gets pulled off without a hitch, and they're somehow doing it with a smile on their face. But it's a thin veneer—the only person busier than the stressed-out assistant is their pharmacist and drug dealer.