Capri pants are like crazy ex-girlfriends: they're incredibly persistent and seem to stick around. No matter how bad capris are, dudes give in to them in a moment of weakness. Trust us on this one—rocking capris are never a good idea and we're laughing at you.
Coming in at mid-shin length, capris are the bastard child that your pants and shorts had after a drunken bottoms party. It was never meant to be, and pants and shorts have regretted it ever since. Don't indulge in the tragedy that are capri pants. Sack up and either wear pants or shorts, and if you still have your doubts for whatever reasons, here are 10 Reasons Why Men Should Never Wear Capri Pants.